You are sitting in your cave, it's not really a cave, it's moreso a home. You stare at your computer screen, you've already chucked your headset at the wall after seeing the utter bullshit that human caused. It pissed you off to a level you can't even recognize. You have been staring at your screen for 13 minutes straight watching that pathetic human contemplate life.

you spin around in your chair, and but ponder a single question.

you look at the box floating above your head.

you cut the text box in half with your scythe. You don't have time to joke around like this

you write down KEYSEI KAKZASH.

your name is Keysei Kakzash, and you are 19 years old. You are the last being on your planet after those slugs took over, and colonized your planet.

You have a pure, neverending hatred for slugs. They are lazy, idiots. On better notes, you love being an asshole, and you love killing your prey. Since SBURB was never released to everyone in your world, you got to survive an Armageddon of meteors. You've been hiding out, but this time, this time it's time to get what you want.

your "cave", moreso your room, is full of stuff like a LEAF BED, CUCUMBER AND TOMATO PLANTS, and a ton of games and books.

what should you do while the game is loading?

what's a YouTube YOWNLOADER!!! But you do go onto YouTube, and watch some silly water bear videos

your game has finally, FINALLY loaded

you take a deep breath, you can joke around later

you start to place the totem lathe, punch designix, alchemiter, and your punched card in your room

you place the Cruxtruder, and hop out of your chair

you look in the corner of your room, you have a SLITHER WORM in it's cage.

you know what to exactly prototype

you turn the wheel and start the countdown

you have three minutes on the timer

you grab the SLTIHER WORM from it's cage and chuck it inside the kernelsprite!!!

it shoots right in, you've prototyped your kernel. Perfect!

you grab a CRUXITE from the CRUXTRUDER

you grab the card and run to the other side of the room to the totem lathe

you slip from your epic speeds, and drop the card and cruxite

you struggle to get back up. 2 minutes left

you get back up but at a frankly slow rate. Not much time to fuck around

you put the CRUXITE and PUNCHED CARD into the totem lathe, then run over to the ALCHEMITER to enter

it alchemizes your entry task.. to chop down these foes..

you grab your scythe and get ready to strife

60... 59... 58...

you swing five times at the five shiny enemies, two left.

30... 29... 28...

you enter with 10 seconds left on the clock.

you lay back down on your LEAF BED. It's comfy, but you can rest for a minute